March 1, 2010

Dear Canada

I love you -  I really do, but what was with those closing ceremonies?  

Everything up until the 'humor' part was...okay.  One thing is for sure, it didn't make me want to "Own the Podium" rather, it made me want to "Own the Immodium."  *sigh*

Canada was 'cool' for the first time EVER for 14 days during the Olympics...until tonight.   Oh well, if people complain just tell them you can't hear them over your Health Care Benefits...or the Clanging of all your Gold Medals.
:)

Devoted Honesty

Oh - and Congrats on the Hockey Gold! 

February 28, 2010

Dear Olympics

It's been a blast. It really has. An emotionally driven, heartfelt glimpse into the life of the world's most amazing athletes that made my Doritos taste extra good. Thanks.

I cried. I laughed. I changed the channel...a lot. But, it's at the end and I couldn't be happier. Not that I didn't cry, cheer or put you on my 'previous channel' button on my satellite - I did! You're like a 14 day all-inclusive vacation: great for the first 10 days - then exhausting for the final 4. I'm looking forward to the Closing Ceremonies. Oh, and for the US vs CANADA hockey game.

See you in 4 via Russia. It will be relieving to know that Olympic coverage from Russia won't interject on PrimeTime TV.

Just sayin...

Devoted Honesty.